AI: 📺 The Golden Age of 🦚 NBC, 👁️ CBS, and ©️ABC Compared: 🦚 NBC (Part I)
“A mushy sandwich is always funny.” — Carl Reiner
“Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.” — Dragnet Opening Narrator
“Here’s what’s happening in your neck of the woods.” — Al Roker
“Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!” — Ed McMahon
“I don’t have anything against education—as long as it doesn’t interfere with your thinking.” — Ben Cartwright
“My Pa always said, ‘Live fast, die laughing,’ that’s the way to do it” — Trampas
“Sorry about that, Chief.” — Maxwell Smart
“Fascinating.” — Mr. Spock
“You do the legwork, Ed. I’ll do the thinking.” — Chief Ironside
“Sock it to me!” — Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In
“Just one more thing…” — Lieutenant Columbo
“This is the big one! I’m dying! You hear that, Elizabeth? I’m coming to join ya, honey!” — Fred Sanford
“Home is the nicest word there is.” — Laura Ingalls
“This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I’ll get back to you.” — Jim Rockford
“Jane, you ignorant slut.” — Dan Aykroyd