AI: πΊ The Golden Age of π¦ NBC, ποΈ CBS, and Β©οΈ ABC Compared: ποΈ CBS (Part II)

“Really big shew” β Ed Sullivan
“Well, I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?” β Lucy
“They lived and died as though they’d never heard of the law… But I shot it out with ’em anyway, and I guess I’ll go right on doing it. As long as I last.” β Marshal Matt Dillon
“Isn’t it true that you…” β Perry Mason
“You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up aheadβyour next stop, the Twilight Zone!” β Rod Serling
“Well, I’ll be dogged.” β Sheriff Andy Taylor
“Oh, Rob!” β Laura Petrie
“If brains was lard, he wouldn’t have enough to grease a skillet.” β Granny
“A three-hour tour.”
“Your mission, Dan, should you choose to accept it…”
[The Tarzan Yell] β Carol Burnett
“Book ’em, Danno. Murder one.” β Steve McGarrett
“I think… I think you’re paying me less because I’m a woman.” β Mary Richards
“Meathead, dead from the neck up.” β Archie Bunker
“War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse… There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them.” β Hawkeye Pierce